My new philosophy

Sally:

(Spoken) Oh yeah? That's what YOU think!

Schroeder:(Spoken) What?

Sally:(Spoken) That's my new philosophy. "Oh yeah? That's what YOU think!"

Schroeder:(Spoken) Then why are you telling me?

Sally:(Spoken) What?

Schroeder:(Spoken) WHY are you telling me?

Sally:(Spoken) "WHY are you telling me?" I like it!That's a good philosophy."WHY are you telling me?"" WHY are you telling me?"(Sings)" Why are you telling me?"My new philosophyThe teacher gave a D on last week's homework!She said, "Miss Sally Brown,Your grades are going down"I could have told her...

Schroeder:Your new philosophy?

Sally:My new philosophy.(Spoken) Ms. B?I'm she.Look seeA D?A D.Well, why are you telling me?(Sung) And that's my new philosophy!

Schroeder:That's your new philosophy?

Sally:" Well why are you telling me?"My new philosophy!

Schroeder:(Spoken) That's great, Sally. But I've got to practice Chopin's Nocturne in B-flat Minor.

Sally:(Spoken) No! I like it! "No!" That's my new philosophy." No! No! No!"

Schroeder:(Spoken) That's your new philosophy?

Sally:(Spoken) Yes! I mean "No!"(Singing) Just like a busy beeEach new philosophyCan fly from tree to tree

And keep me moving!When life's a dizzy mazeOn alterating daysI choose a different phrase!

Schroeder:Your new philosophy?

Sally:My new philosophy!

Schroeder:Sally,Some philosophies are simple:"Man does not eat by bread alone."Some philosophies are clear...

Sally:" Leave your message at the sound of the tone."

Both:Some philosophies pick and chooseDeciding what goes in it

Schroeder:Some take a lifetime!

Sally:Mine take a minute!

Schroeder:(Spoken) But Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be very long lasting. For instance, Beethoven took over two yearsTo complete his brilliant Ninth Symphony...

Sally:(Spoken)" No!"

Schroeder:(Spoken) I can't stand it!

Sally:(Spoken) " I can't stand it!" I like it!(Sings) It's like a guaranteeEach new philosophyAnd things are sure to be a whole lot brighter!" Oh yeah? That's what you think!"" Why are you telling me?"" No!"" I can't stand it!"Now life is free and easy,Much more philosophy-zy,With my brand new...

(Spoken) You know, someone had said that we should live every day asIf it were the last day of our life.

Lucy:(Spoken) This is it? Help me! Help me! I've got twenty four hours to live! AAAAAAAAAA!

Sally:(Spoken) Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people...(Sung) And that's my new philosophy!