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*Russian laugh*

Don't fart meow

mmy eyes see pizdabol

Where to laugh

I want to poop

Guys, I'm shaking

just like that

AND?

Hello

*sips*

дай мне поцелуй

Хэлп

RSFSR: I'll tell dad that you're stealing bagels from the store.

Ukrainian SSR: And I'll tell you what we did last night.

Am(rus): Uh...Um..I'm smelly and drunk Russia! Also, I'm stupid!

Rus(Am): And I'm fag America, please put something in my mouth.