Отель Хасбин Лют и Адам

Биография персонажей:

Адам (Первый человек на земле) Главный в раю

Лют (Помощница Адама главный Экзорцист) предана Адаму

Чарли Морнинг Стар (Создатель Отеля Хасбин) дочь Люцифера

Вэгги (Девушка Чарли) Бывший Экзорцист

Люцифер (Король ада) Отец Чарли

Энжел Даст ( Пыльный Ангел) порно звезда который продал душу Валентино чтобы сниматься в студии порно фильмов

Фанфик:

Чарли: Да, алё пап

Люц: Слушай Чарли мне надо поговорить с небесами с ходишь место меня я просто занят

Чарли: ДА КОНЕЧНО ПАП!

Люц: Умница!

Вэгги: Чарли ты чего

Чарли: Мне позвонил отец и сказал чтоб я сходила место него поговорить с небесами

Вэгги: Сразу после истребление что-то тут не так, Слушай Чарли, Чарли, Чарли!

Энжел: Эта сука уже за пол квартала

Вэгги: Нет..!

Песня:

I can do this, somehow I know itI'll get Heaven behind my plans

Charlie, hold on

There's just no way I could blow itNot this once-in-a-lifetime chance

It's just a meeting

To change their minds and touch their heartsOr whatever angels have

This could be bad

Cheer up, VaggieThis could be swellSomething tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell

Okay, but just don't sing to them

That bitch is halfway down the street

Is she-?

Oh, she's dancin'

Ugh, no

There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the airEvery street so revealing, it's hard not to stareIt's a realm so appealing, it beats anywhereIf you don't mind the smellIt's a happy day in Hell

Hi, mister!

Go fuck yourself!

There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul

Hello!

Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole

Ah, excuse me!

Doing what is required, we all have our role

I'm not doing well

Another shitty day in Hell

If I can show them the dream I've dreamedThat any soul can change

Those angels' minds are hard to change

Then they will know everyone can be redeemedFrom the evil to the strange

They're bloodthirsty and deranged!

I can hear all their stories, the lost and displacedAnd I know that they're more of an acquired tasteBut if I open the door and I give them a placeAt my Hazbin HotelIt'll be a happy day in Hell

From the porn studio, where the cinephiles goTo watch award-winning demon bukkake showsTo the Cannibal Town, where they don't wear a frown'Cause holy shit, oh my gosh, why?!And I don't give a crow that his brains got in my eye!'Cause I know I can spare them from Heaven's genocide

I can do this, I just know it (there's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul)I'll get Heaven behind my plansThere's just no way I could blow it (I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole)Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance to change their minds

And touch my parts

Uh, no thank you, I'm just gonnaFulfill my destiny!

Your loss, bitch

I can already tellToday is gonna be a fuckin' happy day in Hell

Чарли: Так... Тут кто нибудь есть?ЛадноЗдрасьте

Адам: Здрасьте! хочешь?

Чарли: Давайте

Адам: ХАХАХАХАХА!!! Наебал тебя!

Чарли: Ммм... Ладно

Адам: Ладно чё хотела?! У мало время!

Чарли: А точно!

Песня:

Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of timeAnd I feel like you weren't hearing me beforeSo here it goes

I know Hell's population is out of controlIt's a bad situationIt's taking a tollIf we rehab these SinnersAnd cleanse all their soulsAt my Hazbin Hotel

Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!Right! Extermination!

I know you guys fly downJust to kill once a yearAnd it must be annoyingTo schlep all the way hereIf they join you in HeavenThat trip disappears!You can wave that chore farewellIt'll be a happy day in he-

Let me stop you right there

Oh

Save us all precious time

Okay

If what you're suggestingIs letting them climbUp the ladderOh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?

Well, uh

Sorry, sweetieBut there's no defyin' their fates!

'Cause Hell is foreverWhether you like it or notHad their chance to behave betterNow they boil in the pot

'Cause the rules are black and whiteThere's no use in tryin' to fight itThey're burnin' for their livesUntil we kill 'em again!

Okay, but

Just try to chillax, babeYou're wasting your breath

Did I hear you implyThat they don't deserve death?Are they Winners?Are they Sinners?'Cause it's cut and dry

Well, actually, if you take a look

Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!And when all's said and done (said and done)There's the question of fun (fun)And for those of us with Divine OrdainmentExtermination is entertainment!Bow-now-now-nownowGuitar solo, fuck yeah!Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow

Ugh

Hell is foreverWhether you like it or notHad their chance to behave better (where the Hell did you people come from?)Now they boil in the pot'Cause the rules are black and whiteThere's no use in tryin' to fight itThey're burnin' for their livesUntil we kill 'em again!

Fuckin' Hell's foreverAnd it's meant to suck a lotSo give up your dumb endeavor'Cause you don't have a shot!

Long as I've got your attentionI guess I should probably mentionThat we made the determinationTo move up the next Extermination!

What?

Can't wait a whole yearTo slaughter those little cuntsI know it's just been a weekBut we'll be back in six months!

Um, wait, didn't youUgh, shit!

Адам: Слушай Лют может поебёмся?

Лют: Ну давай

Адам начал входить в Лют начал ебать Лют кончать в рот Лют. Лют дрочила член потом он начал ебать в пизду и кончил в пизду Лют.

И вы скажите ухты у Адама будет ребёнок я скажу да в 10 серии

Ладно на этом конец