Say my name

[Beetlejuice:]You could use a buddyDon't you want a pal?(Yes I do! Yes I do!)Girl, the way I see itYour daddy should be leavin'And you should stick around!

[Beetlejuice:](And kill him!)

[Lydia:]What?

[Beetlejuice:]Nothing

[Beetlejuice, sung:]So, Lydia, don't end yourselfDefend yourselfDaddy is the one you should maimTogether we'll exterminate, assassinate

[Lydia:]No!

[Beetlejuice:]The finer points can waitBut first you gotta say my name!

Go ahead and jump but that won't stop himHere you got a solid plan B optionI can bring your daddy so much painAll you gotta do is say my name!Girl, just say it three times in a rowThen you won't believe how far I'll goI'm on the bench, but coachJust put me in the gameAll you gotta do is say my name

[Lydia:]I don't know your name

[Beetlejuice:]Well, I can't SAY it

[Lydia:]How 'bout a game of charades?

[Beetlejuice:]Yes, let's play it

[Lydia:]Two words

[Beetlejuice:]Right

[Lydia:]Second word

[Beetlejuice:]Uh-huh

[Lydia:]Drink?

[Beetlejuice:]No

[Lydia:]Beverage?

[Beetlejuice:]No

[Lydia:]Wine?

[Beetlejuice:]No

[Lydia:]Juice?

[Beetlejuice:]Yes!

[Lydia:]OkayFirst word

[Beetlejuice:]Okay

[Lydia:]Bug?

[Beetlejuice:]No

[Lydia:]Ant?

[Beetlejuice:]Close, but no

[Lydia:]Beetle?

[Beetlejuice:]Yes!

[Lydia:]Beetlejuice?

[Beetlejuice:]Wow, I'm impressedAnd all you gotta do is say my name three timesThree times in a row it must be spokenUnbrokenReady?

[Lydia:]Yeah

[Beetlejuice:]Okay, go...

[Lydia:]Beetlejuice...

[Beetlejuice:]Yes

[Lydia:]Beetlejuice...

[Beetlejuice:]Yes

[Lydia:]Beeeeeeeeeeeeee—

[Beetlejuice:]Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good

[Lydia:]—cause

[Beetlejuice:]What?

[Lydia:]You're so smartA stand-up broI'll think about your offerLet you knowBut I prefer my chances down belowBeetlejuice

[Beetlejuice:]Yes!

[Lydia:]Beetlejuice

[Beetlejuice:]Yes!

[Lydia:]Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy markI've been swimming with piranhasI don't need a sharkYes, life sucksBut not that muchOK, BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceBe a doll and spare the lecture

[Beetlejuice:]I'm offering you a full-time spectre

[Lydia:]Are you any good?

[Beetlejuice:]You bet youTrust me, baby!

[Lydia:]I just met yaReally it's a flattering offer

[Beetlejuice:]Don't you wanna see dad suffer?

[Lydia:]I think I'd rather just jump off

[Beetlejuice:]No!

[Lydia:]I may be suicidalBut Beetlejuice, it's not as if I've lost my mind

[Beetlejuice:]So, playing hardball, huh?You are tougher than you look

[Lydia:]Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working withGot any references?

[Barbara:]Lydia, there you are!

[Adam:]Are you alright?

[Beetlejuice:]A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals!

[Adam:]Get away from her!Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual

[Beetlejuice possesses Barbara and Adam]

[Barbara:]Beetlejuice is sexy!

[Adam:]Beetlejuice is smart!

[Barbara & Adam:]BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!He can helpWe found him on YelpOur troubles all ended on the day that we befriended himEvery word is the truthBeetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

[Barbara:]What the heck was that?

[Adam:]So violating!

[Beetlejuice:]There you go, kidCouple of five-star reviews

[Lydia:]What was that?

[Beetlejuice:]That was possessionAny ghost can do that in less than one lesson

[Lydia:]Any ghost?

[Beetlejuice:]Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure

[Lydia:]Then, Beetlejuice, who do I need you for?

[Beetlejuice:]Whoa, whoa, whoa whoa whoa!Hold up- hold up, girl, I'm your palThey're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from HellI know, I went a little hard on the sellBut we're BF-F-F-F's forever!

[Beetlejuice gets pushed off the roof of the house by Lydia]Agh!

[Adam and Barbara:]Lydia!

[Lydia:]What? He was already deadAnd you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff

[Lydia, sung:]We don't need that demonThe three of us alone can wreck dad's eveningTogether we can make a grown man weepGuys got a dinner date to keep

[Adam:]Okay, so what's the plan?

[Lydia (with Adam & Barbara):]Teach dad a lessonHe's gonna freak when we possess himSo he wants the perfect daughterI'll lead that lamb to slaughterYeah, I got game!I'm gonna make him say my name(Make him say your name)I'll make him say my name(Make him say your name)I'll make him say my name(Make him say your name)Not running away!I'll make him say my name!